"No... I think you're so blinded by inconsolable rage that you don't care who you hurt. When you can't tell your friends from your enemies, it's time to go."
-M
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
-President George Washington -
"That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise."
-President Abe Lincoln-
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."
-President John F. Kennedy
–Mace Windu-
"Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter." -Jedi Master Yoda
"No longer the boy you trained. Consumed by Darth Vader."
Why so Serious? You should be at the movies enjoying The Dark Knight!
The Dark Knight is something to behold, and if you can, see it in IMAX. I think it works for many reasons, the top reason being Heath Ledger. My other thoughts are inside.
SH*T HAPPENS!
See what Dan thinks of M Knight Shyamalan's latest.
No, really, don't... Tony tells you why...
Eat some frack!
Hold on to your potatoes! Indiana Jones is back!
Indy is back! Is he better than ever? Here's what Tony thinks...
I am NOT an Art House Goon!
Hmm. It seems I do like a little Turkey. At least, what some other cyber critics deem as unworthy garbage. I suspect that people out there secretly will love a movie, but join in on the bashing in order to not "stand out." Never one to fit in at any time, here is my top 20 for 2007.
Here's an oscar movie that delivers the goods. Most of them, anyway. Sometimes great things do come in small packages.
"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."
Tony, the slowest reader on earth, read these books over the course of a year. Are they worth the trip?
Brian Tyler is an up and coming composer, with quite a catalog of scores already completed under his belt. This AVPR soundtrack is an action-packed power house, proving we have at least one new composer out there who refuses to do anything on autopilot.
It just isn’t very often that you find a series so compelling, so well written, so expertly performed by it's actors, that you are left gasping after each episode, unable to stand the wait between weeks, let alone seasons. In my opinion Dexter is that show. This is the best show on television since Buffy.
"I am NOT human. And I will not risk spending the rest of my days as one. Deseased and flawed... we're better than that."
- Varek
“Is there anybody going to listen to my story?”
What really lies beneath the surface of this show that enriches the soil to make such pretty yellow flowers? I have a short answer for this inside
Transformers is beloved by many. Here are 5 reasons why I believe it works so well.
"3:10 to Yuma" and "The Brave One" are two of the best offerings playing right now.
Why I think Rob Zombie should be drawn and quartered.
The final chapter in the Star Wars Saga is still one helluva ride!
We got tickets to see the new Halloween for free via Movie Cash. Check inside to see if it was worth watching. You might want to sneak into something else...
After a somewhat nonexistant summer (save for some giant robots), is Sunshine the breath of fresh air needed to beat the box-office blues? Or does it go out like a dying sun? Read what Tony thinks.
New FX show Damages airs on Tuesday nights at 9pm Central Time. Can Glen Close carry a show about high priced attorneys involved in class action lawsuits? Find out Tony's take inside.
Serenity, while being a flop at the box-office was an excellent space opera from genre mastermind Joss Whedon. Tony gives you the scoop on the HD-DVD release of the film.
The Greatest Television Show Ever?
The new action RPG from SouthPeak Interactive
This Movie will kick you in the noots!!!
Review for the original Classic film, from then uproven director Ridley Scott.